and sometimes the shower takes you

SCRIPT to PRODUCE

DIRECTION: Turn on the heat towards the end.  The sounds of arousal are more key than the action. Start the shower head voicing as rather calm, and composed, and smirking, but the arousal of command must be clear and working by the end.

[SCENE: from bathroom, showing shower head with active and frustrated action through doorway]

[SHOWERHEAD]Mistress? Home already? You were here just a couple of hours ago, what happened? Oh, the date must not have worked out that well, after all, huh? Come here…

I know that you used me right before you left, but come on, you know I always make you feel better, no matter what. Just like you made me feel when we first met.

[SCENE: returning from gym, workout clothes(also written with date clothes), but trying to manage frustration from unknown life event.  Enter’s bathroom, hurredly or frustratedly ripping off clothes.  Starts shower] {SFX: real world shower turns on, shower curtain or door rattles open}  {{DN: develop a disparate romantic shower noise, and a real-life shower sound to blend both live action sound and re-recorded SFX for closeup effects}}

[SHOWERHEAD]{Nostalgic} I’ll remember the day you moved in forever. You went into the bathroom, turned me on and immediately went ‘Oh my God!’. Rang someone up right away and asked {Deeply moved} how they clean a shower head…

{Heartfelt} I wept, and you seemed to enjoy those tears.

{Deeply annoyed} I mean, people keep blaming us, but if they paid just a little bit more attention to basic maintenance, there would have been considerably fewer complaints.

[SCENE] cleaning showerhead in bubbling solution removing lime etc]

[SHOWERHEAD]Anyway… you soaked me in this magical solution… tingly… I felt the pain of rebirth… and now am ready to serve my new mistress. {Pause} (detail shots of fizzy solution with showerhead dunk)

WOW. I know _that_ look… {Turning sultry} Am I to understand that I won’t be just helping you bathe? Do I get to make you come, too?

[SCENE] lighting candles

{Passionately} Oh, mistress, please let me make you come! It’s been a while, and I know that I was bad this morning… I’m still sorry, sometimes the pressure is just too much, and it’s hard to control the heat… I’m doing my best, mistress, but sometimes I just can’t… I will be good, mistress, I promise…

Oh yes, your hand… take me…

[Shower SFX change accordingly]

{Nervous} What are you doing, mistress… oh god… Don’t twist my head like that, please… {Groan pain extacy} Ugh… yes, don’t… Please… {Panting}

{The realization dawns. Gradually turning more and more dominant} Oh, we’re switching to _that_ setting, aren’t we?

[The pressure of the water goes higher, the shower head is now in massage mode]

These streams hit really hard… but you know that. Well, desperate times call for desperate measures, I guess.

{More and more dominant} That’s what I call damage control… You know that the instant you come like this it turns to sheer torture?

That’s what we want now, huh? Are we in _the mood_? That’s right, beautiful… We are in the mood for a little pain with our pleasure… All right then. Anything for my {chuckles} mistress.

{Full Dom} You know the drill. Your back to the wall, now.

Spread.

Your.

Legs.

All the way.

As far apart as this tub permits. That will be the best. Steady. Secure. Accessible.

All the way.

That’s right. Good. Now take me and place me between your legs.

Not that close… warm up… move me around and squirm while you can…

Beautiful. Like you are on display to the world… too bad there’s no audience behind this shower curtain… oh, the sight they’d see!.. Oh yes, arch your back… more… expose yourself to me.

No, no, no, don’t hit your clit yet… we don’t want this to end too soon, do we?

You still can _imagine_ the audience, you know. A whole room of people who gathered here to be entertained. I’ve picked up this politically correct lingo, damn it… by people I now mean _men_.

Yes, that’s right, a whole damn room of horny men, squirming in their seats, devouring your naked body with their eyes, licking their lips, leaking through their pants, wishing they were me.

Tough luck, gentlemen. She’s mine. That’s right. Mine.

It’s me who sees her naked more often than anyone in the world; it’s me whom she shares all her thoughts with; she isn’t even embarrassed to sing in front of me; I pour myself on her twice a day, and {emphasis} boy do I make her come.

Every fucking time, until she’s out of breath, curled up in a ball down there in the tub, because her legs don’t hold her anymore, a wet, shaking, panting, exhausted, happy, satisfied woman, who cannot bear another touch on her clit. Because of me. Are any of you imaginary gentlemen capable of that? Didn’t think so.

Now onto action, that was enough of soaking… Oh, I’d wash before if I were you… you know you won’t be able to later, so put me back and get busy…

[SFX/ACTION]Shower head to holder – SFX change – fingers focus – heat steaming]

Good girl… Wash that embarrassment of a date right off…

Screw it, we are having a ball, so take that special occasion body wash, not the one your so called friend gave you because she didn’t know what to give under ten bucks.

There you go… {Moan} Damn, I can’t wait to massage all this lather off you… oh god… the way you look with your fingers between your legs… Making me watch again, making me wait… {Sinister} Yes, mistress, I can wait. That’s what I do all day.

My cruel, cruel mistress… just twirling about under me like that… {Fake gasp; sarcasm} Oops, I guess I just hit your nipple… Not sorry. How about doing it again? How about doing it yourself?

Hit the left nipple… do it. That’s right… {Slightly annoyed} Oh, come on, you can do better… pick the stream that hits the hardest… Come on! {Satisfied} Ooooh yeah, now we’re talking…

Don’t bite your lip, whimper if you want, no one will hear you because of me… you can even give me one of those delicious moans… Now the other nipple… {Gasp} Such a good girl!

{Stern} Now take me with your hand again. Assume the position. Good. Where were we? Oh yes, the audience that cannot have you because you belong to me… I like it. Flaunting what’s mine. Chin up. Let them see what I am doing to you, let them all see…

These pretty lips shaped into an ‘O’, those poor nipples… We’ll get back to them, don’t worry… Shhh, shhh…

Now hit your clit and count to ten. Slower. Don’t cheat or it will get worse… Oooh, all those men reaching for their _____ oh ha haaah ha…

There you go, good girl, isn’t that nice… Those streams are not that bad, right?… It’s only when they hit some really sensitive spot… Aha… like that… Shhh, shhh, we’ve just begun.

Turn around and hit that sweet, sweet place between your legs from behind… Tricky, I know. Still possible. I believe in you… Swirl it around… Damn, I just love the way you squirm when some particularly mean stream hits something particularly delicate… That ass up in the air with the water running over your ecstatic face, mmmm_mmm!

Now hit your lips, let the water part them… {Sarcasm} Oooh, this must hurt. Easy, easy… Now hit the same place directly from below… Oooh, and to think that I am but a humble household shower, not some special device made just for this. Those swolen lips are delicious.

You know me, I’m not into denial, you will come hard as fuck in a minute, but what fun is there in straightforward stimulation, without any teasing?.. Good girl, such a good girl… That’s it, there you go… let your body fall into it – that what they taught you in Yoga class right?

We completely forgot about our imaginary audience… what if they had the right to vote whether you should come or not? Ah, just think, all this teasing, almost painful… and no orgasm… Gentlemen, show of hands, should I let her come right now?

People, come on, you must have one free hand at least… Well, whoever cannot stop loses his right to vote with no self-control.

This is serious, gentlemen. Should we let this gorgeous female, displayed here in such a gorgeous ecstatic position for all to see… should we let her come right now, or should we subject her delicious lady parts to more erotic torture?

What? Lovely idea… stick out your tongue, darling. We’ll get back to your poor clit in a second, just stick out your tongue… tingly, huh? Don’t swallow, oh my god, I don’t insist on swallowing. Now hit your breasts again… right, left, right, left… ah, beautiful!

Another vote? {Small pause} Almost unanimous, lovely. My darling mistress, the audience allows you to come now… BUT I DON’T! bwahahaa

Hey! What’s with the boo-ing? Don’t you want to feast your eyes upon this a little longer? Knees and lips shaking, nipples rock hard, clit swollen and throbbing… it’s a sight to behold, to be sure… Fine, fine.

She looks stunning when she comes… Aim at your clit again, darling… yes, yes, lean back on the wall, hold the shower head steadily, and just squirm a little for more stimulation…

Let yourself go… Come on… Come for me… Come for these imaginary gentlemen, who jerk off furiously to your beautiful agony, growling through their teeth, coming one after another… Come for me, come, come!..

{reach orgasm. Shower SFX switch back to rain-like softness; gently, softly} Sit down, darling, take a few breaths…

That was… hot. The look in your eyes, the way you were panting… I’d say and do anything to see that. You are such a wonder.

{Almost shy} Thank you for choosing me today. I know you must have some toys or whatnot for this… and yet you chose me. Thank you, my darling.

So, tomorrow, 7 AM? No temperature surprises this time; I promise, I’ll behave.

{Shower SFX fade out}